The Bastardizer Polishes a Turd – 2CD audiobook
Double CD in a three-panel gatefold cover
Due to public demand! Here is a talking book edition of the excessively violent bestselling experimental novel!
Simon Strong belts through entire text of the funty book over the space of just two CDs. He has to talk very fast to pack in the extra value. It’s an animated performance as he’s quite pissed and the recording includes bonus belches, farts and helicopter noises that weren’t in the original book.
The discs come in an elegant package with sleeve notes by Simon describing the project and trying to excuse it. There are also a couple of Bastardizer fun facts thrown in. It’s confusing but very pretty and it’s adorned Sönke Rickertsen’s with lovely drawings.
Frequently bought together
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“Even the Old Dude is Cool!” – Paperback
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Being Bastardized: Live in Sheffield – CD
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No Sleep ’til Bastardizersmith – CD
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Sanity Testing – LP
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Selections from “Rape vs Murder” by #579 – CD
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The Bastardizer Polishes a Turd – Paperback
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The Bastardizer’s Beautiful Record – LP / CD
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The Infinite Wisdom of the Pink Stainless Tail – CD








